Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
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this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
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The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
I think i got beer on your cat.
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