Capitaan dildo arrescate!
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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