I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
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Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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