They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
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Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
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Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
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