we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
bring money and cleavage
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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