Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
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My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
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Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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