i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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