It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
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the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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