My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
well I can't set my house on fire every night
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
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His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
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Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101