STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
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I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
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the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.