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(845): View more from New York

I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE

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(845): I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE http://tfl.nu/lkt9

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(734): View more from Michigan

Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?

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(734): Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa? http://tfl.nu/jog8

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(302): View more from Delaware

I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.

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(302): I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers. http://tfl.nu/ujt7

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(925): View more from California

You make homosexuality sound like a cult.

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(925): You make homosexuality sound like a cult. http://tfl.nu/swwi

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(914): View more from New York

We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.

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Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award

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(914): We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream. (1-914): Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award http://tfl.nu/nl5u

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(917): View more from New York City

so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center

(1-917): View more from New York City

you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth

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(917): so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center (1-917): you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth http://tfl.nu/ukvm

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?

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(403): What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex? http://tfl.nu/y75a

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(971): View more from Oregon

I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed

(425): View more from Washington

Yeah, that sounds like my life.

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(971): I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed (425): Yeah, that sounds like my life. http://tfl.nu/4i94

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(313): View more from Michigan

Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.

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(313): Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins. http://tfl.nu/hjt3

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(248): View more from Michigan

No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.

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(248): No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut. http://tfl.nu/0bwj

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(615): View more from Tennessee

fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think

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(615): fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think http://tfl.nu/g5tp

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(416): View more from Toronto

They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water

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(416): They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water http://tfl.nu/xb1j

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!

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(843): Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics! http://tfl.nu/lxnu

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(256): View more from Alabama

I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life

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(256): I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life http://tfl.nu/6fwv

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming

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(403): Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming http://tfl.nu/n2ay

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