I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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