guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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