just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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