when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
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I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
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Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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