Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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