He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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