I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
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Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
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He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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