i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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