escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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