I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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