new low.... made out with someone while peeing
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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