I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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