Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Randomize
