check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
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The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
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He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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