I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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