16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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