i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
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