that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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