We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
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I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
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I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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