You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
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