I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Randomize
