If i come over, it means nothing
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Randomize
