My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
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this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
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I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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