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(307): View more from Wyoming

North Korea, Best Korea!

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady

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(417): View more from Missouri

we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!

(806): View more from Texas

wasnt one 13?

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(760): View more from California

I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.

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(614): View more from Ohio

So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich

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(864): View more from South Carolina

I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker

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(513): View more from Ohio

Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.

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