my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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