i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
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i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
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On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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