Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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