idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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