Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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