youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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