Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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