I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
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