i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
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I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
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