the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
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Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
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There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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