Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
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He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I fill condoms, not promises.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
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I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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