I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
