He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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