did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
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This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
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I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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