he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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