Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
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We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
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One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
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