Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
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he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
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I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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