would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
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I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
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What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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