The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
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I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
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I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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