So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
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I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
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You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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