I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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