oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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