Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
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