why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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